Regular naps
prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is
a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband
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I believe we
should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
A child’s greatest
period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
Don’t marry
the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,
but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
You can’t buy
love . . . but you pay heavily for it
Forgiveness
is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Bad officials
are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is
nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
Marriage is
give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
Those who can’t
laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful
marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
You’re getting
old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
It doesn’t matter how often a married
man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends
are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the
best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk
because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say
something.
They call our
language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
hiii sheen ,