Funny Crimes
A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the
face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans
off each other’s head.
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
setting a $500.00 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later
accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went
out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged.
Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to
the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand
over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the
police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was
arrested.
A Los Angeles man who later said he was “tired of walking,” stole a
steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped
aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
Homosassa, Florida. A man went into a hardware store to apply for a job.
After completing his application he then went to the section of the
store that sold guns. He asked to see a couple guns. Theattendant left
for a moment and the guy stole the guns. Not only was he video-taped,
the police used the address on his application to go to his house and
arrest him.
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