Funny Cricket Commentary Quotes

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Post any cricket commentry quotes that you think are funny or atleast made you laugh.

Here r my 2 cents

Sidhu:

  • New Zealand team is like a Cycle stand. One push and they all fall down!
  • The ball went so high it could have brought down an air hostess with it!
  • I have always felt that a pitch is like a wife, you never know how the are going to out
  • Everything that comes out of a cow is not always milk , cheese and butter

Richie Benaud:

  • There are a lot of hookers around the world

Brian Johnston (referring to Neil Harvey):

  • Standing in the slips with his legs apart waiting for a tickle.
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Amir Sohail: (when the other commentator was talking about what a loose shot yohana had played and missed the ball completely)
"had he connected this one, it wud definitely go to the boundary and then we wud be saying what a perfectly timed well executed shot that was"

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Another Gem from Amir Sohail on Day 2 of 1st Test vs South Africa @ Lahore.

First the picture of bruised up Gary Kirsten is shown on the screen.

Then Amir says;

“Gary Kirsten will have a difficult time on the field with his vision, but still he can see much better then Haysman”

:hehe: :hehe:

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Sidhu is famous for his unusal quotes and there is a website on Sidhuism. Enjoy it:

http://ipc.iisc.ernet.in/~suresh/sidhuism.htm

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Brian Johnston (referring to Neil Harvey):
- Standing in the slips with his legs apart waiting for a tickle.

this oen had me in tears lol

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Kapil Dev ( God be praised his commentary career was short-lived)
"Ballebaaj ne stroke ke liye jagah banaaya aur ball ko wicketkeeper ke pass jaane diyaa"

Yashpal Sharma (Another jaat from Haryana who to this day continues to torment us with his "incisive analysis" of the game) :
"Australia chahegi ki jyaaada se jyaada run banaaye, Bharat ke gendbaaj ki koshish hogi ki Australia kum-se-kum run pe out ho jaaye"
- India had just won the toss and put Australia into bat