Funny Court Cases !!!

These Questions were Asked :slight_smile:


Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t

know about it until the next morning?


Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?


Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?


Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?


Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up! also?


Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?


Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male or a female?


Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.


Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the

autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

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lol lol lol @Shak09:

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LOLx :D

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Lol...yes that would definitely be Shak09

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^ :mad:

You people just watch :mad:

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Who made u a mod? Not fair! Liverpool boo

we WATCHED
we read
and now we are ROFL! .. :smiley:

Do not provoke me now :snooty:

T1000 chup kar jao :no:

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don't blame me ... DM started it .. :|

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shak liar hai kya :konfused:

bolnay mai Liar hai ... but likhnay mai Lawyer hai .. :p

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well this is how they catch the liar....repeat the question over and over again that deponent spills the truth.

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:hehe:

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:omg:

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Oooh wooooh. Tooooo goooood :champ:

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Lmao :D Were these actually used in a court? :S

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^ Goooood Jokes DM

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:rotfl:

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:p