ok I was just watching an old clip and one of the comment from Pakistani commentrator that got me 
was
(said again and again on all denied appeals)
Umpire ka ishara not out
hello, someone please tell those commentators that here is no such ishara a NOT OUT and if there is no ishara of OUT, that means its NOT OUT. 
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May be umpire was shaking his head. kyon 
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^êxactly 
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ever heard Sarfraz Nawaz in Urdu Commentary… you will then know what is funnny… there was another guy, whose name I remember… he used to say,
Yeh to Ranzain hon geee.. ( there will be runs now )..
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No one can beat Sidhu’s one liners. His one liners became legend.
Here is a sample:
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Some english commentator in 70’s…Bowler’s Holding Batsman’s Willey!
The best one I heard from an English umpire was " Mushtaq is caught slashing outside the off stump."
nahee yaar there was no such indication from umpire on many times !
Muneer Hussain had a unique style:
aur ab isscore hua hai pichyaasi…instead of pichaasi (85)
Hockey:
Does anyone remember Ehsan Naqi: 'gaind ko bohat khoobsoorti k saath ‘kil yer’ (clear!) kiya
Muneer Dar was also quite funny
Manzoooor kee tarraf, Haneeeef kee tarraf, achcha pass lekin Haneeeef offside ho gaye!!
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The word, “Definitely” by our very own Mushy bhai.
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Sarfaraz Nawaz
“bAAler is leeye off sider per GAIND ker raha raha hai keyn k wo batsman sai CUT MARWANA chah raha hai” 
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**Thanks Ehsanjii **
Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a
topless bar! 
sidhu sound funny, but mostly he is right on the money
lol @ child in topless bar
lol @ light at the end of tunnel
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Sidhu’s comments are quite witty :k: