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Kaun Kehta Hai Mehboob Mera Ganja Hai
Chaand Ke Sar Pe Kahin Baal Hua Kartay Hain?
(By unknown)
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
Tera Mera Jor ve Ki
Tera mera jor vi ki..........
Main ik kisaan da puttar...........
Tu kise afsar di tee...............
Main khokhay te cigarette phookan........
Tu p.c vich chaa pee.........
Tera mera jor vi kee..........
Main ik shirt nu tou tou pawaan.......
Tere suit panjee tee.........
Tera mera jor vi kee...........
Main mar mar B.A kita.......
Tu computer vich M.S.C
Tera mera jor vi kee......
Tere pichhay sohne munday......
Saade pichhay C.I.D
Tera mera jor vi kee.......
Tere nakhrayan nalon.......
Sanu changii chache di tee........
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
**miyaaN, she’r to saHeeH kar lo:
kaun kahtaa hai maHboob miraa ganjaa hai
chaand ke sar pe kahiiN baal ugaa karte haiN?**
**ek 'adad meraa apnaa merii hii ek hazal [mazaahiya Ghazal ko hazal kahte haiN] kaa she’r mulaaHizah farmaaiye:
tum apne Hisse kii thoRii sii biryaanii mujhe de do
haDDiyaaN le lo tum, boTii, dilbar-jaanii! mujhe de do!!!**** 
**
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
Tera Mera Jor ve Ki
Tera mera jor vi ki.......... Main ik kisaan da puttar........... Tu kise afsar di tee............... Main khokhay te cigarette phookan........ Tu p.c vich chaa pee......... Tera mera jor vi kee.......... Main ik shirt nu tou tou pawaan....... Tere suit panjee tee......... Tera mera jor vi kee........... Main mar mar B.A kita....... Tu computer vich M.S.C Tera mera jor vi kee...... Tere pichhay sohne munday...... Saade pichhay C.I.D Tera mera jor vi kee....... Tere nakhrayan nalon....... Sanu changii chache di tee........
Tera mera jor vi ki..........
Main ghreeb kisaan da puttar...........
Tu rashi afsar di tee...............
Main khokhay te cigarette phookan........
Tu p.c vich chaa pee.........
Tera mera jor vi kee..........
Main ik shirt nu tou tou pawaan.......
Tere jorray panjee tee.........
Tera mera jor vi kee...........
Main mar mar B.A kita.......
Tu computer vich M.S.C
Tera mera jor vi kee......
Tere pichhay p*poora campus......
**meray* pichhay C.I.D
Tera mera jor vi kee.......
Tere nakhrayan nalon.......
Sanu changii chache di tee........
that was a bit of correction as per my recollections
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
Keep these coming..... :D
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
Shaayed Mujhe Nikaal Ke Kuch Kha Rahe Hon Aap
Mehfil Mein Is Khayal Se Phir Aa Gaya Hoon Main
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
Meri Biwi So Rahi Hai Qabr Mein Araam Se
Wo Bhi Hai Araam Se Aur Main Bhi Hoon Araam Se
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
One for today:D
Dekhiye kuch muhtaat hi Rahiye, is jasoos zamaane se
Mein bhi bacchon waali hoon, Aaur aap bhi bacchon wale hain
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
*aaye merii mazaar pe beeRii jalaa ke chal diye
baaqii diye kaa tel bhii sar meN lagaa ke chal diye! *:D
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
One for today:D
Dekhiye kuch muhtaat hi Rahiye, is jasoos zamaane se Mein bhi bacchon waali hoon, Aaur aap bhi bacchon wale hain
lolzzz.....v nice
garam masala.....
")
Re: Funny, Comedy Poetry/ Mazaahia Shaairy
^ :D
In Dino Mera Ajab Sa Haal Hota Hai
Mere Mehboob Na Muskuraa
Mera Roza Kharab Hota Hai
Kon Kehta Hai Pyar Mein Pakray Jataay Hain Log
Waqt Aaney Par Bhai Bhi Bun Jaatay Hain Log
(changed other shayr)