What ones have you hear or used or think that are funny? 
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Shaky needs some to hit on baychari girls 
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Meri niyat pe itna shak?!
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Ae Zara Punjabi Ich Daso Ki Kehna Chahnday Hon Tusi 
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the bestest baraf breaker is
“sunniyaay - yeh paanch sau ka note aap ka tu nahi hay?”
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I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away ;)
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Your dad must be a terrorist because you're the bomb!
wow that is cringy.
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Your dad must be a terrorist because you're the bomb!
wow that is cringy.
lol nice one
-DP
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will you friendship the i.. 
always works 
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I lost my phone, what's your number so that I can find it back.
-DP
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Your dad must be a terrorist because you're the bomb!
wow that is cringy.
Cringle alert I agree
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bhai saab, allah allah karnay ki umar hay aap ki aor aap abhi tak chat-up lines dhoondh rahay hein 
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allah allah kernay ki koyi omer hoti hai
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Hey baby, how YOU doin?
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HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Hey baby, if I were a particle and you were a quantum potential, would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden regions?
Hey does this smell like chloroform?
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funny