Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you’re an a$$hole.
This car guarded by pit bull with AIDS.
Lets hear some more..
** Horn Broken Watch for Finger !!!
** I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
**I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
**Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a
better idiot.
** The more people i meet, the more i like my dog.
** I brake for no apparent reason !
MORE !
** Cream rises to the top; so do dead fish.
** I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
** Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
** I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
** Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.
** This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
Life is a bitch... then you marry one.
How is my driving?
Call 1-800 EAT-SHIT
I want to be just like barbie
That bitch has everything.
You are not dying to give blood
But you will be dying to get some.
Bosses are like diapers
Always full of shit and always on your ass.
[Sultan]
[This message has been edited by SSultan (edited October 08, 1999).]
*** I am not deaf just ignoring you...
Ahhhhhhhhh
I am to sexy for my hair
that's why it aint there
** PAPU YAR TANG NA KAR ** :):):):);) :):):):):)
DIL...DILSEE..DIL TO AKHIR DIL HAI NA
*Maan ki Dua -- Ja Baita Rickshaw Chala
*Jaanaey waalaey zara mur kaey daekh tamanna hum bhi rakhtaey haen
Gar taeraey paas pajero ho to HINO hum bhi rakhtaey haen
Keep Grandma off the road. Leagalize bingo
Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
All men are idiots, and I married their King
No radio - Already stolen
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
:):):)
Thats enough i guess
Please respect me --- Hum Pagluu
Money talks - but mine only says GOOD BYE
The more you lose, the more you get ... but watch out that gain doesn't last forever!
I love animals
They are yummy
Honk-- if you had sex with president
President looks good in a dress
Not on a dress
[Sultan]
[This message has been edited by SSultan (edited October 21, 1999).]
Caution - if you get any close to my vehicle, i would be able to flick a booger at your windshield.
Caution - This vehicle often have brake failures.
"LIFES LIKE A DI*K, WHEN IT GETS HARD, JUST FU**K IT!!"