Ok guppans/guppies buhat ho gaya rona dhona…yeh judai ghum n ishq wish NOW post ur fav funny shairs …so here is some of my fav ..
J**is barray ghar main kaee barsoon say hain rakhay hovay
Ttooti chappal ki tarh kuch faaltoo lagtay hain aap
Is tarah dahleez pay baitha nakijee’ay saugawar
Hain to ghar damad lakin PALTOO lagtay hain
Hazaroo’n larkiyaa’n aisi kah har larki pay dam niklay
Magar ammaa har aik larki hee ‘standard’ say kam niklay
Bahoo tayri banaoonga main us Zar daar larki ko
Kah jis bank account say karorroo’n ki raqam niklay
Aah bharti hovee aaee ho slimming cetre Aah ko chahiyay ik umer asar honay tak
Diting khail naheen chand dinoo ka baygam
IK sadi chahiyay kamray ko kamar honay tak
Agar Baygam hoon chamttay say musallah rubaro apnay
To Aasi dum daba kar bhaag jana hum ko aata hay
in lerkion se dosti achi nahi faraz
bacha tera jawan hai kuch tu khayal ker
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dil ke kasoor ne aankhon ko rula dia
hum ne tum se pyaar kia tum ne abba ko bata dia
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lerka:khuda kare tamam haseenon ke baap mar jayen
bahana ho maut ka aur hum un ke ghar jayen.
lerki:aisa na keh tujhe paap hoga
kabhi tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga
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woh chum chum kar ke aaye aur chum chum kar ke chali gaye
main sindoor ka dabba le ker khara tha woh rakhi bandh ke chali gaye
NA MAIN NE TUJHKO SATAYAA NA 'ILLTREAT' *KIYA,
TERE CHACHA NE MAGAR PHIR BHI MUJH KO *'CHEAT' KIYA,
CHALO CHACHA NE KIYA THA TO KOI BAAT NA THI...........
TERI MOTHER NE MAGAR KYON ISSE ** ' REPEAT** ' KIYA !!!
Kaafir Tha Main Zaroor, Magar Unke Ishq Main..
Minton Main Kiya se Kiya Mera Emaan Hogaya,
Unse Meri Nazar Jo Mili Raat Das Baje........................
Das Bajke Das Minet Pe Musalmaan Ho gaya !!!!
udher hum say mahfil main nazrain churana **
**udher ghair ko daikh ker muskarana yeh bhaingi nazar ka na ho shakhshana **
**kaheen pay nigahain kaheen pay nishana
