**Never Changed a Diaper’ Dad
**This guy is my hero. I know it’s not right to say, and you may judge me for saying so, but it’s true. This guy acts like a dad from the 1950s. Doesn’t do diapers, homework, ballet class or anything else that he doesn’t want to do. In his mind it’s not selfish, because he is busy doing the dad stuff. Working, paying taxes, locking doors, programming the security system and drinking beer. I don’t know how this guy gets away with it but he obviously married someone very different from my wife.
**‘Whoopee’ Dad
**This is the dad that has to prove to everyone in the room that he is “No. 1 Fun Guy.” He jumps on the trampoline at baby gymnastics with his own kid. He doesn’t even notice his man weight is bouncing all the little children headfirst into the foam pit. He blatantly tries to upstage the party clown, stealing the spotlight from the struggling out-of-work-actor in a wig. He’s the guy who gets on all the kiddie rides at Chuck E. Cheese
pretending not to notice the crying toddlers impatiently waiting their turn. “Fun Guy” makes such an annoying show of what a good time he’s having that it sucks all the fun out of everyone else.
**‘Wish I Was a Mom’ Dad
**T: It may be unnatural to most. It may be kind of strange to some. But some dads really want to be the mom. You can pick them out during the pregnancy when they go around telling everyone that ‘we’ are five months pregnant. No, ‘she’ is pregnant and although you want one, you don’t have a vagina. They carry man purses, gossip at mommy and me music class, and although we can’t see it, I’m sure they wear training bras.