Funny Answering Machine Messages
Hi. This is Sunil. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have LOTS of money.
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don’t need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.
This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling… and I’ll think about returning your call.
Hi! My answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Hello! If you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you sound sweet, I’ll call sooner.
Hi. Now YOU say something.
Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.
Dont think “you can” know “you can”
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