Re: FUNNY (AND TRUE) THINGS TO THINK ABOUT...
yep.. i have time to kill..
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
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to make sure it's the batteries and not our lazy press.. it works a lot of times!
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
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They charge you for the time it takes for them to look this info up. it's not like they have memorized everyone's balance.. unless u're Saith Abid at their village branch.
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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cuz u can't touch stars
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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it does.. half of my Elfi always goes to waste..
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Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
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for the protection of the one administering it.
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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it's a frickin' movie
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Reflex action
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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so they don't hurt themself before the mission is complete
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Whose! idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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someone with a sense of humor
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What is the speed of darkness?
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not as silly as it may sound to laymen.. Someone must have done their PHD on just this..
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Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
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no cuz they are held at stadiums that were built for regular events.
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If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
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Bubblewrap
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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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ever heard of the Kelvin scale? Google the rest of the answer..
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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According to the Evolution theory, humans and other apes are descended from a common ancestor whose population split to become several lineages, and it is these common ancestors that are extinct.
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If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here
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they're here to help you
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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
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they do live longer..
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If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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no.
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Can you cry under water?
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crying is not just the release of tears..
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What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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they must be 'very' important
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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money doesn't 'grow' in banks/branches.. it's 'kept' there.
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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it's difficult to make and stack round boxes.. plus go ahead and try putting in and taking out a round pizza in a round box without messing it up.
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
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cuz NASA isn't in charge of luggage design.
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
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desi babies with gas probably.. well fed babies do take longer naps and yes it's not easy to wake them up.
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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u get a hearing from the judge.. it's from his/her perspective.
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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cuz of the Perspective
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Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're going to see you naked anyway
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Work ethics.
We still do this at our house!