1- Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
2- Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
3-Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
4-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
5-Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it!
6-If you think you’ve seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere
Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere and Chopin.
7-Stock up and save. Limit: one.
8-Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
9-Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
you’ll never go anywhere else again.
10-Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue
Cross and salary.
11-Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
efficient beating.
12-Semi-Annual after-Eid Sale.
I will remember this one, I am sure. 