Funny 'Actual Instruction(Warning) Labels'

FYI · July 8, 2001, 6:39am

Actual Instruction Labels

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS’ COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO’S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.

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Puther-Jibraan · July 8, 2001, 7:18am

Shakspeer kheta hai…

waleed · July 8, 2001, 2:34pm

lolllllllllll haha

DeSiMuNdA · July 8, 2001, 5:00pm

i posted that b4 u

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