funny 1 here

Barshoon say doosti achi nahie faraaz
kacha tera maqaan hai, kuch tou khiyaal kur…
—AND NOW—
Larkioon say doosti achi nahir Rayaaz
Larka tera jawaan hai, kuch tou khiyaal kur…

Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya

Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.

khoti charri pahaar teh, surkhi powder la kay, khota maray akhiyaan pant kameez pa kay

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