- Inspired from this thread *
Dad asks his son: *Bolo betey, shabaash, *5 + 5 = ?
** Son:** 5 + 5 = 10
Dad with a smile on his face, gives a $10.00 bill to his son.
** Son:** If I knew u were giving away real money, I would have said $10.50!!!
Dad * with a million-dollar look on his face *: Why not $20.00, or even $200.00?
Son: :mad: Arey Abba, har cheez par tax to dena parta hai naa…:mad:
Yes, I am now ready to be hanged. 
