Re: Funniest Punjabi Phrase/Sentence 
Oh the ones working overseas! One uncle at my pind works in, what he calls ‘Englayend’, and I have heard so many cool words from him, like
“Dooraan” for Door used in “Dooraan khol choro”
“Waatar ni baatal” for water bottle
“Poundaan” for Pounds
“Chairaan” for Chairs - “chairaan baar kad choro”
“Shaap” for shop - “Siraj di shaap toun ley aao”
“Sung-laas” for “sunglasses”
there are plenty more, will have to think harder 