Rob Auton - “I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.”
Alex Horne - “I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.”
Tim Vine - “My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him ‘Don’t be Sicily’.”
Gary Delaney - “I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.”
Phil Wang - “The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.”
Marcus Brigstocke - “You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.”
Liam Williams - “The universe implodes. No matter.”
Chris Coltrane - “The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.”
