My fav joke : It’s a little long but it will take a minute to read and is DEF. worth it!
An American scientist was celebrating because he had invented the world’s smallest steel object. This object was so small that you needed a super microscope to see it, the regular ones wouldn’t even work. So he was really happy and America kept bragging about how they have the best technology since they made the worlds smallest steel object. Then Japan came in, of course they said, “Let us see what your scientist made.” A week later Japan sent it back to America and the scientists couldn’t believe their eyes! They were so happy that they made the smallest steel object yet Japan had actually made a hole in that object. This clearly meant that Japans technology was far greater then America’s. Now the Pakistani’s couldn’t resist hearing all this gupshup so they said, “Let us Pakistani’s see this world’s tiny steel object.” The Americans and Japanese replied saying, "What’s the point your technology can never surpass ours. So Pakistan requested to see the object for only one day. Within 24 hours the steel object was shipped back to America.
The first scientist who looked in the microscope, fell on the ground and passed out. Second scientist looked in it and also passed out. Third scientist said, “Why are they passing out and falling on the ground? What is it that they are seeing?” So he happened to be the smarter one and waited for the 2 scientists to wake up so he can ask them what they saw since he might pass out also. After a few minutes one of the scientist woke up…the other scientist said, “TELL ME, What did you see that made you pass out? What did the Pakistani’s do?”
The scientist replied, "We American’s were happy thinking we had the best tecnology because we made the smallest steel object which isn’t even visible from the naked eye. Then the Japenese thought they had the best technology because they made a hole in that object. We were both wrong, the Pakistani’s have better technology then both of us because they wrote “Made in Pakistan” on that object.
Let me know what you think of this joke and then reply back with your own joke too. Any joke will do as long as its funny 
