I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
“I saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said 'No, Six should be enough.”
“I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.”
could anyone please contribute to the list?