Re: funniest/craziest/strangest side job while in school
LOL, yep i call it the infamous “Tum FOB Ho” event. First and only time I have been called a FOB on my face in real life.
The aunty looked at my name tag, saw my desi name and started talking in Urdu
“Tum logoN ko yahan kay asooloN ka nahin pata, yeh pakistan nahin hai, yahan customer ko kaisay treat kartay hain woh tumhain nahin pata. Tum FOB ho. Tum log naye naye Pakistan say aaye ho …” I was dumbfounded man and simply nodded to the aunty and let her vent her frustrations at us FOBs (by that time I had figured out what FOB stood was thru IRC).
Next day, aunty’s cute daughter strolled in and I couldnt argue with the daughter. I was dumbfounded again, but for a different reason 
I believe that the aunty was hyderabadi.