“Honestly must be the best policy, but it’s important to
remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the
second best policy.” -George Carlin
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“I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing
home $450,000 a week.” -Joel Lindley
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“If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table
and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.” -Paul Newman.
"Last week in the southern half of the country, a fierce
tropical storm forced the cancellation of several N 'Sync
concerts. Scholars say this is the most conclusive evidence
so far that God does exist." -Conan O'Brien
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"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get
paid just enough not to quit." -George Carlin
Your taglines are much more fun that the actual quotes.
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The world is not enuf!