Fun things to do in an elevator

phatima · October 1, 2007, 12:32am

It’s worth a read.

When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, “Did you feel that?”
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
Swat at flies that don’t exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space!”
Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say “Don’t yell at me woman!” and throw her into the wall.

fghd · October 1, 2007, 12:57am

Re: Fun things to do in an elevator

these can be done! no prob!

Shikra · October 1, 2007, 1:15am

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How come these aren’t in pink

Dushwari · October 1, 2007, 1:15am

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that is so funny.

Dushwari · October 1, 2007, 1:17am

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where did you find these silly elevator non-ettiquetes, Phatima1?

:)

Dushwari

phatima · October 1, 2007, 1:17am

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Shikra - Because I didn’t write it you dumbo

Dushi - it was from some bulletin on another site.

Shikra · October 1, 2007, 1:23am

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Moti all you had to do was put your stupid tag around it

Dushi jee phatima is a non-etiquette person herself, she probably made these up herself

phatima · October 1, 2007, 1:26am

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I only put stuff in pink that I WRITE! Why would I post stuff that other people wrote in pink? They don’t type in pink…I DO!

sparkle_dust786 · October 1, 2007, 11:26am

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woah! lol

canpaki · October 1, 2007, 11:41am

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i wud soooo do some thingss in there

indopak · October 1, 2007, 2:05pm

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people already think i’m lil crazy when they first meet me…if I do these things I don’t know what will happen:phati:

Hum_Hain_Lajawab · October 1, 2007, 10:00pm

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Then why did you write the joke (that Cheegum made) in Pink?

PS - @ thread: Good ones

phatima · October 1, 2007, 10:56pm

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Because I told Cheegum to keep his mouth shut and I was gonna steal the joke and he said okay fine

and btw it wasn’t even HIS joke he just heard it from somewhere else!

fghd · October 1, 2007, 11:53pm

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^ phati u disappointed me:no:

I was soooooo proud of u that u can could come up with jokes like that but…
gonna ask Ehsan ji to lower ur flag in jokes forum and let Cheegi hold it

phatima · October 1, 2007, 11:57pm

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yea I know it was a bad thing. boy did i learn my lesson. i’m sorry i let you down pal! =(

fghd · October 2, 2007, 12:11am

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^ aww I was just messin

though it wasa good joke

Shikra · October 2, 2007, 1:26am

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I am sorry, I forgot that you are the only one who writes in pink, normal people write in black.

shah1979 · October 2, 2007, 2:01am

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those r hilarious!!
Will try some at work tomorrow!!

duckie23 · October 2, 2007, 3:12am

Re: Fun things to do in an elevator

phatima1:

It's worth a read. :D

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall.

haha

lakkis25 · October 2, 2007, 1:43pm

Re: Fun things to do in an elevator

phatima1:

It's worth a read. :D

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall.

How many times you post the same thing, if you don't have jokes atleast search it in internet and post it here