There are some really interesting and fun people at my workplace who have a great sense of humor and always crack jokes and keep everyone entertained at lunch time when we all have lunch together. Saara lunch time hanstay hanstay guzarta hae 
Two guys have to take the cake at this.
One of the guys eats a lot and whenever somebody brings something from home, he takes bits from it and then he’s like “Aray aap toh bilkul kha hi naheen rahay, aap bhee khayein, apna hi samjhayn”
He never eats veggies and he always says that eating veggies is haraam He says he himself gave a fatwa against veggies
The other guy eats a lot too and and after eating everything he’s like “Mein toh boht kam khata hoon, mein toh bilkul khata hi nai”
When we all order together and share the food, whoever orders with them is already warned that “in ke saath order kar k aap nuksaan mein raho ge” 
will share some more chuTkalay when i remember
:revenge:
