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***Harbhajan ne apni biwi se pucha?,” kya main tumhara pehla pyar hun? Biwi boli,” kar din a sardaron wali bat, SPINER ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
1 sardar library me 2-3 ghante book padhne ke baad bole, SO BORING, so many characters but no story.. then librarian saiys sardar jee this is Telephone Directory
Indian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border. But surprised they r not fighting ! Do u know wy ? Coz dhishum dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na ! ! !
The night is dark,the moon is high,i stop my car,u ask why? I come close 2 U, U feel shy, i tell u those 3 words…Oh God ! Puncture !
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”, chand ne kaha “saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya”.
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha… Aur Bola… Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THE..
New style of writing a love letter * * * My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , You are my TVS SCOOTY ( First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL ( Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me. * ** I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON ( The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS ( The Coolest ones). *If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (**Let be
when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din… 2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re …tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn… 3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki… 4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast… 5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum?? 6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo) 7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja… kabootar ja ja ja… pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi… 8. finally when you don’t get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske siwa jaana kahaan…!!! ***