From Children

Tanhaa · November 15, 2001, 2:19pm

“Never trust a dog to watch your food.”
-Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?’
Don’t answer.”
-Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working."
-Michael, age 14

“Stay away from prunes.”
-Randy, age 9

“Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.”
-Emily, age 10

“When your Mom is mad at your dad, don’t let
her brush your hair.”
-Taylia, age 11

“Never let your three-year old brother in
the same room as your school assignment.”
-Traci, age 14

“A puppy always has bad breath–even after eating a Tic-Tac.”

Andrew, age 9

“Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.”

Kyoyo, age 11

“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.”
-Amir, age 9

“Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.”
-Kellie, age 11

“If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.”
-Naomi, age 15

“Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.”
-Lauren, age 9

“Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.”
-Joel, age 10

“When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
Mom when she’s on the phone.”
-Alyesha, age 13

“Never try to baptize a cat.”
-Eileen, age 8