“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for
supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all
the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.”
“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
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ps. ahmadjee, I have already been to friend’s house. 
lol .. bohay achay jee…P
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mairay dill mairay mussafir
lol
buhat acha hai ji waisey shaadi meray khayal sey itna bhi bura nahin
K_S good one
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
*
sahi baat hay ..
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I don’t think, yet I still eXist…