Read as a rap to the theme tune of Fresh Prince title track…hilarious!!
In West Jhelum I was Born And Raised,
In the Pind House is Where I Spent Most Of My Days,
Chillin N Relaxin N Eatin Sum Roti,
Chirpsin The Khuria While Drinkin Sum Lassi,
When A Couple Of Gunda’s Who Were Up 2 No Good,
Started ‘‘Panghe Panghe’’ In My Neighbourhood,
They Made A Right Old Mess And My Abba Got Scared,
He Said ‘’ Ur Moving With 2 Chaachi’s In Pindi Instead’’
I Whistled For A Rikshaw It Came The Next Day,
Told Him Where To Go And I Weren’t Gonna Pay,
I Knew I Smelt Sumfn, It Woz Tha Oil In His Hair,
But If Anything I Thought ‘‘Bale bale bale!!’’
I Pulled Up 2 A House, About 1 or 2,
Got Outta Tha Rikshaw And Stepped On Sum Poo,
Looked At My Kingdom I Was Finally There,
To Sit On My Manja And Breathe Tha Pak Air!!!
LOL. Funny. Only if they can get Babbu Biral to sing this, I think it will a hit show. I think Babbu Biral is the only one I can think of right now that will fit in Will Smith's place as a Paki Fresh Prince. What do you think???
