Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from
“Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which
are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”. The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory - effectively crippling
their military.
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haha right but how will they be able to raise the terror alert any more to "surrender" if all their white flags are gone?
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@ Gupta…
Their tighty whities? 
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Chirac is the President, not the Prime Minister. For a piece of satire, this was funny, nevertheless. I’d have give you kudos for writing this, but I find this bit also posted in several other places on the internet, so not sure who deserves the honor for being the original author.
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Everybody is jumping the bandwagon...... look for the ultimate jumper of bandwagons....our neighbors in the cesspool next door to issue a warning of their own on terror, better yet look for them to transport a few randomly picked up Kashmiris and stage a terrorist attack, in which all attackers miraculously are killed by the same incompetent security forces, who only a few weeks earlier were attempting to catch a half man half beast monster that was created by ISI and sent to India to spread terror....
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lol, even funnier than the original joke…so wrong forum guys:D
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French are not nearly as cowardice as the ignorant americans…
France surrendered to the Germans in two weeks…if americans had come across the same German army in '40…it would have surrendered in two hours…
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Yeah, instead hundreds of thousands gave their lives after they traveled thousands of miles in boats and planes to save a continent. 