A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.
The maid, with her Gallic ancestry, couldn’t allow such abuse to go unanswered. “Your husband concedes me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself.”
The rich **** just scowled and said nothing.
“And furthermore,” the angry girl continued, “I am better in bed than you!”
“And I suppose my husband told you that, too?”
“No, Madam,” said he maid. “The chauffeur told me that!”