Looks like shiraarty is sleeping or we have achange in policy. I am gonna try somme
There was a bus load of people going somewhere. In the middle of the long lonely journey the bus was stopped by robbers. They demanded money and all the jewelery, otherwise they said, they would inject everybody with the aids virus. They had a syringe with some stuff in it and they waved that in front of everybody threateningly. Since nobody wanted to be injected with the aids virus, they all gave up their possessions willingly.
When they came to the Sardar sahib, he just laughed and said:
Go ahead! Put it in me, I am not going to give you anything!
Everybody was surprized and they said:
Sardar jee iss tarha naa karain, aids kee moot buhat burree hottee hai. Sisk sisk kay maar jain gay.
But sardar jee insisted upon being injected with the thing, he rolled up his sleeve and even offered his arm to the robber with the syringe.
So the robbers injected him with the virus and ran away from the scene of the crime. The sikh started laughing as soon as they went away. All the other passengers came upto the sikh and said that he shouldn’t have done that, he should have given them his money.
Ha! said sardar jee. Mein dasaan, manoon aids nee lagdee. Mein condom paya hoya hai!!
There was this guy who had a Tottee (Female Parrot). She could only say one thing…Mein aa gayee! And she used to say this in a really suggestive way. One day his friend came over to visit and while they were talking the tottee said Mein aa gayee in her sexiest tone.
Lahowilla quovat sahib. Yai kiya cheez paal rakhee hai aap nay? Says the man’s friend. Humaray mulwee sahib kay pass do tottay hain, aik her waqt sajday mein giraa rehtaa hai or doosra her waqt tasbee peRta rahta hai. Iss fosh tottee ko odher lay jain, yay shayed un tottoon say kuch seekh jayay.
So the man agrees to take the tottee, and keep it with the mulwee’s tottay so she could learn some manners.
The first two or three days the tottee is a little shy and doesn’t say anything. And sure enough, the two parrots are constantly in Ibadat. One has a Tasbee in his hand, the other is in a constant Sajda. One day, all of a sudden, the tottee ruffles up her feathers and coos Mein aa gayee!
Upon hearing her say this, the parrot with the tasbee throws down his tasbee, goes over to the other one and kickes him on his upturned butt and says:
Oth oye! Doa qabool ho gayee hai!
PAINDOO ROLLA