**A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, ‘Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.’
**
**Passenger: ‘Who?’
**
**Cabbie: ‘Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the
Time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like
That to Frank Feldman every single time.’
**
**Passenger: ‘There are always a few clouds over everybody.’
**
**Cabbie: ‘Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have
Won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an Opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have
heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.’
**
**Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special
**
**Cabbie: ‘There’s more… He had a memory like a computer . Could
Remember everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to
order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not
like me. I Change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.’
**
**Passenger. ‘Wow, some guy then.’
**
Cabbie: ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
Traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank,
he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in
the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly
polished too - he was the perfect man . He never made a mistake. No
one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman .’
Passenger: ‘An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?’
Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his [EMAIL=“#@$%”]#@$%*** widow.***