Four men went golfing one day. Three of them
headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the
clubhouse to
take care of the bill. The three men started talking and
bragging
about how great their sons are.The first man told the others, “My son is a Home
builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a
brand new
home for free.”The second man said, “My son was a car salesman,
and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’s so damned
successful
that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.”
The third man, not wanting to be outdone,
bragged, “My son is a stockbroker, and he’s doing so
well that he gave his buddy an entire portfolio.”The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few
minutes of taking care of business. The first man
mentioned, "We are
just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?The fourth man replied, “Well, my son is gay and
go-go dances in a gay bar.”The other three men grew silent as he
continued, “I’m not totally thrilled about the dancing
job, but he must be doing well. His last three
boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a
stock
portfolio.”
