A young couple got married & went on a cruise for
their honeymoon. When they got back from the
honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother,
who lived a couple of hours away. ‘Well, darling,’ said
her mom, ‘how was the honeymoon?’
‘Oh, mother,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon
as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language…
Stuff I’d never heard before… Really terrible 4-letter words…
You’ve got to come get me and take me home…
PLEASE MOTHER!’
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
But honey,’ the mother countered, ‘WHAT 4-letter words?’
‘I can’t tell you, mother,’ said the daughter, ‘they’re too
awful! COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!’
‘Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so
upset… Tell mother the 4-letter words!’
Still sobbing, the bride said, 'Mother…words like:
**DUST… WASH… IRON… COOK… **
