Four Catholic ladies are having lunch
together.
The first one tells her friends, My son is a
Priest! When he walks into a room, everyone
says ‘Father’."
The second one chirps "My son is a Bishop.
Whenever hewalks into a room, everyone
says “Your Grace.”
The third Catholic lady says smugly, “My son
is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room,
everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in
silence. The first three ladies all
ask, “Well…?” She replies, “My son is a 6’
2”, hard-bodied stripper, and hung like a
horse. When he walks into a room, everyone
says, “Oh, my God…”
[This message has been edited by Mr-Joker (edited March 02, 2001).]