For those who hate history

Ask any history teacher to explain this, if they can !

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the WhiteHouse.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born 1839

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born 1939

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat !

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”

Kennedy was shot in a car called " Lincoln " made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland .

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

and Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater.

Re: For those who hate history

Thanks Barb...Now I hate history even more...

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yours truly

barbo

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barbie - *bangs her head on the wall....

I hate history even more just like laj

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add last line

both are dead..::)

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Interesting :)

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I like history but this was soo boring :frowning:

And I dun think any history teacher would also like to explain that :hehe:

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:eek:

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Iss maiN aisee kiyaa baat hai :rolleyes:

I always knew that **Taareekh apnaY aap kp dohraati hai **:silly:

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Tareekh koo DATE bhi kehtay hain :blush:

:chai:

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Date :blush:

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I LOVE history!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

And this is really weird :mudhosh:

I guess history does repeat itself :hmmm:

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yeshh - specially the one without the ghuthlee
with a baadam in the middle :blush:

:chai:

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yeah. I remember my father used to bring those from Khair Pur when he was transferred as a Civil Head of Department in some Polytechnic in Khair Pur :yummy:

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So you always liked DATES:blush:

:chai:

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never said NO :blush:

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HA! I knew it :p

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lol hi battameezoo..budhay ho gay magar kaam wohi hain...jo nay nay jawann larkon ke hotay hain.....

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History ko Urdu maiN Tareekh aur,
Tareekh ko English maiN Date kehty haiN, :smack:
aur
date 3 qism ke hoti hai…
1 Khajoor, 2nd jo court maiN hoti hai… and
3rd… jiss pe maiN kabhi nahi gia… :blush:

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aik aur Date bhee hoti hai

ussaY BIlls jamaa karwaanaY kee aakhri Date kehtaY haiN :expressionless: