The Best Norm Peterson quotes from “Cheers”
“What’s shaking Norm?”
“All four cheeks & a couple of chins.”
“What’s new Normie?”
"Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach & they’re
demanding beer."
“What’d you like Normie?”
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
“What’ll you have Normie?”
"Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of
whatever comes out of the tap."
“Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?”
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
“What’s the story Mr. Peterson?”
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy
ending."
“Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.”
“**I know, if she calls, I’m not here.”
**
“Beer, Norm?”
“**Have I gotten that predictable? Good.”
**
“What’s going on Mr. Peterson?”
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.’"
“Whatcha up to Norm?”
“My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.”
“How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”
“Poor.”
“I’m sorry to hear that.”
“No, I mean pour.”
“How’s life treating you Norm?”
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
“Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?”
“**Alright, but stop me at one…make that one-thirty.”
**
“What’s the story Norm?”
“**Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.”
**
“What’s going on Mr. Peterson?”
“The question is what’s going IN Mr. Peterson? A beer please,
Woody.”
“Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?”
“A little early isn’t it, Woody?”
“For a beer?”
“No, for stupid questions.”
norm I lubju 
P.S.
is it okay to post jokes about BEER
during ramazan :aq: