Uve been in Japan for too looong time… If…
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You no longer think it’s strange to hear a truck playing Beethoven’s “Fur Elise” while it’s backing up.
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You catch yourself subconsciously bowing to the neighborhood cat.
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You start falling in love with the voice recording on the ATM machine, though you have no idea what she’s saying.
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$15.72 a person sounds like a great deal for a movie, even if you do have to stand up.
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You run into a store and leave your scooter outside on the curb with the key inserted and the motor running.
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You look forward to next month’s “TV CM (Commercial) Image Song Perfect Collection” CD.
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You can’t eat a Hamburger without green tea and miso soup.
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You order a pizza and ask for raw tuna, extra octopus.
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You can’t take a walk on even the shortest nature trail without first suiting up in a full yodeling outfit and stuffing a backpack full of rice balls and sake.
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You keep telling anyone who will listen that Sumo on TV is nothing like the real thing live and up close.
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You don’t feel ripped off when you find a coin-operated TV in your $80/night business hotel cubicle.
