there was an scotsman an engilsh an aussie and a maori(NZ) in a plane and it started to break down as they were flying over scotland the scotsman said i am doing this for my country and he jumped out. when they were flying over england the englishman said i am doing this for my country and jumped out.
when they were flying over newzealand the maori man said i am doing this for my country and pushed the aussie out of the plane
lol!