For Goodness Sake: CLEAN YOUR D*MN EARS

I guess they don’t sell Q-Tips in Thailand.

BANGKOK (Reuters) - Doctors found around 50 maggots in the ears of an 84-year-old Thai man after he went to hospital complaining of an itch.

Wednesday’s Nation newspaper said Anan Temtan, who lives in the tsunami-hit southern resort island of Phuket, had used cotton buds to relieve the itching, but had scratched so hard his eardrums ruptured and started bleeding.

“We believe flies might have gone inside his ears to lay eggs, which hatched into larvae and caused the itching,” said Somsak Nonthasri, the doctor who treated him.

Somsak, who used tweezers and a small suction device to remove the maggots, said Anan would be kept in for observation for a while to make sure no more eggs hatched.
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-04-27T144135Z_01_BKK200041_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ODD-THAILAND-MAGGOTS-DC.XML

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This has joined earwigs now in my nightmares..........

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MV, you’re a sick man who purposely post such news during others’ lunch hours. :mad:

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Exploding toads, flesh in the water system and now... maggoty ears

This is a conspiracy! I bet it is the frog flesh in the water system. I dunno how the maggots come into the picture but I am sure they do!!

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aishaA - how do you think the frogs exploded? Too many maggots perhaps??

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I hope you weren’t eating something Chinese with those wormy looking bean sprouts in it.

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wow! i am impressed. Are you sure you are not a Pakistani? Such talent…

:smiley:

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Flys NEED nice warm places to hatch their cutie wutie lil babies!

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Are you the same guppy who described OhioGuy as being “cuddly wuddly?”

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LOL - yeah Daisy, aren't you hunny bunny?

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Ohio guy… cuddly wuddly
I dont know…did I ?

I dont remember, I shall have to go back into my posts…

Surely these posts cannot be taken to have any meaning 5 minutes after they are posted.

Actually, I dont know Ohio Guy, you guys are confusing me now…I wish I had my cup of coffee earlier… Id be able to think …

perhaps I cant think straight because I have itchy ears… some I can hear a funny sound … perhaps its tinitus

perhaps…

Oooh, my hatchlings are popping out of my ears … I have 200 little cutie wutie fly babies, they are SOOOOOO Sweeet
Minah, Im no hunny bunny, i have horns and a pitchfork to prove it:dixsi:

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You are going to have all of the life 1 crowd here, oohing and aahing over your cute little babies...

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As long as they bring little gifts, little baby grow's with room for wings, little teddies to put in their room and a Winnie the Pooh ABC and 123 freize so the little darlings can learn how to read and count.

and when they gro up ,

one will be a teacher, one will be a doctor, one will be an engineer and one will be......

oh, and the girls will all have nice arranged marriages!

I have to save up for the dowries!

Excuse me, I have a job to go to!

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:smiley:

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Hey Roman!!! Do you remember telling us the story of the fruit fly infestation of your apartment about a year ago? It was winter. It was cold. You were probably wearing ear muffs to keep them warm and cozy. I bet the simple solution to your problem back then would have been to CLEAN YOUR D*MN EARS.

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MV, no, I don't remember at all since that happened quite many times. Which specific time are you talking about? There are so many weeks and months in a year.

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Hmm. :konfused: Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe the pests buzzing around your apartment at the time were Matsuis instead of fruit flies.

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nah! they were kabootars... not quite a pest

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MV, you get worse by the day :yukh: seriously this stuff should be rated!!

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MV,

Can you hear me now?

Maggots get a bad rap. They can actually used in surgical debriedment of wounds, particularly burns. They have a solution in their saliva that prevents infection, and they can clean a great deal of dead tissue in a very short period of time. It is not unusual to find them underneath large casts for broken limbs either.

Most people do find them itchy, and certainly in the ear, the chewing noise might be difficult unless you are old and bone deaf like our senior advisor, Attorney MyVoice.

And MV, I am quite cuddly, you just hate rejection.....

Next on to leaches I suppose....