This is for all the women
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired
and somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed
the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a
brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will
have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain
cost?”
The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
female brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question that
everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the male brain so much more?”
The doctor smiled at their childish innocence and so to the entire group
said, "It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price
of the female brains, because they’ve been used."
The well bred contradict other people, the wise contradict themselves.