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[Nisha25]

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@CM

Give her a day off and take care of the house and kids.

El Topo what you do is you hire someone just to pick her nose for her.

ugh i deleted it thinking it was too risque a question, oh yea definitely that’ll work for her, good luck with that

[CM]

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Not married. So no issue with it. Pfft…you must be new here. My posts are rated NC-17. Nothing is too risque…well save for a woman’s period. That is just defcon 4 stuff.

[Shak]

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LMAO!

CM is the resident Oprah…er…:k:

[Jaanwar]

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**** me! Who dug up this lost treasure of wisdom

[Sehrysh]

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^ CM did. He’s been quite bored recently and has been initiating all kinds of posts - most of which have been deleted. He’s been lost without you.

[Jaanwar]

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@Sehrysh

^ CM did. He’s been quite bored recently and has been initiating all kinds of posts - most of which have been deleted. He’s been lost without you.

The man is all knowledge, you all should be grateful.

Thats the power of brotherhood, woman. :k: Since all women hate each other, there aint no sisterhood, and hence you wouldn’t know.

[neha]

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**My Question:

a girl is in love with the guy and the guy loves her too..but due to some family problems guy has to get engaged to someone else…what should the girl do so that he breaks his engagement and comes back to her?..Guy needs to be motivated…but how?? enough love? fights? or what is it that can bring him back??**

[Jaanwar]

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The answer lies in your signature.

[Sehrysh]

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Tauba, tauba - to say he is all knowledge is to deify him - that’s akin to shirk My gratitude is not such that I’m going risk my hereafter.

As far as understanding the power of the “brotherhood”, you guys can’t hold a candle to the solidarity amongst women, which crosses language, race and religious barriers, and can even bring together women with different sartorial tastes

[neha]

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@Jaanwar

The answer lies in your signature.

explain plz ..

i need to know the tricks to get him back…

[Jaanwar]

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@Sehrysh

Tauba, tauba - to say he is all knowledge is to deify him - that’s akin to shirk My gratitude is not such that I’m going risk my hereafter.

As far as understanding the power of the “brotherhood”, you guys can’t hold a candle to the solidarity amongst women, which crosses language, race and religious barriers, and can even bring together women with different sartorial tastes

Jeez why do you have to take everything so literally? The expression was, the man is all knowledge, like head to toe knowledge.

As for the solidarity amongst women, you have a good sense of humour I see.

[Jaanwar]

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@neha

explain plz ..

i need to know the tricks to get him back…

Alright look:

a. There is no family problem and he just doesn’t want to go ahead with it. Men are too polite to just blurt it out like that. In this case no matter what you do it is not happening. So just get over it and move on.

b. There is a family problem and it is serious, like either its you or his family. In this case family comes first. So get over it and move on.

c. There is a family problem but is not that serious. In which case you could try convincing the family. If the family is not willing, there must be a good reason. So if it doesn’t look like the family will accept you, well, get over it and move on.

Hope that helps.

[neha]

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@Jaanwar

Alright look:

a. There is no family problem and he just doesn’t want to go ahead with it. Men are too polite to just blurt it out like that. In this case no matter what you do it is not happening. So just get over it and move on.

b. There is a family problem and it is serious, like either its you or his family. In this case family comes first. So get over it and move on.

c. There is a family problem but is not that serious. In which case you could try convincing the family. If the family is not willing, there must be a good reason. So if it doesn’t look like the family will accept you, well, get over it and move on.

Hope that helps.

no it doesnt…i needed tips to get him back no matter what ..not the reasons y shud i move on..

[Sehrysh]

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@Jaanwar

Jeez why do you have to take everything so literally? The expression was, the man is all knowledge, like head to toe knowledge.

These days, I haven’t a single strand of blond in my hair, therefore all of the gray matter is fired up and fully functional - I had no problem understanding what you said. The literalism was part of the humour you seem to be appreciating below.

As for the solidarity amongst women, you have a good sense of humour I see.

Awww, you think I’m funny, am I ready for a stand-up routine?

[Jaanwar]

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I am merely stating the facts from a man’s perspective sweetheart. Learn these tips from your neighbourhood manipulative auntiyaan.

[Jaanwar]

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@Sehrysh

Awww, you think I’m funny, am I ready for a stand-up routine?

Well, if someone says you look nice, that doesn’t necessarily mean you are ready for a beauty pageant.

badabum-bishhh See? this is the difference between normal humour and stand-up humour. Lesson 1.

[neha]

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@Jaanwar

I am merely stating the facts from a man’s perspective sweetheart. Learn these tips from your neighbourhood manipulative auntiyaan.

yes i also want the answer from the male perspective that is there NOTHING at all that is gonna work now???

[Sehrysh]

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^ Ouch - I think you hurta my feelings. Okay, I’m over it.

I guess I’m not cut out to be a funny-girl, that and I don’t cuss, which I find is half of any routine. It’s time to go back to being a pencil-pusher :hinna:

[K337]

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I have 3 proposals,
one is spongebob square pants who lives in a pineapple under the sea (cute and funny)
the other is bloo who is an maginary friends.
the 3rd is a robot which does whatever i tell him to.

i am very confused about which one would be the best.

[Shak]

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Jaanwar is back too

Kay, go for nothing.