Then he expects you to bring him some sammiches on your way home from work. Is that so hard to understand? 
** Or**
Make the sammiches when you get home from work.
Oh…and…
Don’t forget to wash the dishes after the sammiches have been scarfed.
**
Wait a minute…
**Yeah..about the sammich crummies on the floor…if you could vacuum it that would be nice.
**Yeah…and…
**
Sometimes I might give you a break and take you out to eat so you don’t have to cook. But don’t get used to it. Restaurant food is great…but it can’t replace home cookin.
** ^You just gotta learn to appreciate things/occasional kind gestures.**
