Football World Cup: Brazil

[Shak]

Re: Football World Cup: Brazil

@devilish_angel

my huby sent me this

My Dear Wife
The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we won’t go.
3. You support the teams that I support.
4. No talking d…uring the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Daily tv soaps provided actors and actresses Are wearing football shirts and they are in
   Brazil.
7. You don’t just pass in front of the TV if i’m watching football, you better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don’t ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
9. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing.
   10.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo’s looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the World Cup.
   12.If you miss the line up please ask, ‘who is that guy?’
10. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify.
    Thank you,