foolproof formula

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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If u are in love with ur cousin. here is a formula to get to know that she loves u too.

go into the kitchen and grab ur cousin from the back.

If she turns and smiles at u then she is in love with u. and if she turns and slaps u just take a deep breath, clap ur hands and say

“Baji Dar Gai baji dar gai”!!!

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What if Baji is junior boxing champ..then?

Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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Good one Cheegum

She gets her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon - Groucho Marx

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LOL

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LOLzzzzz

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I’m Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be

Rude Boyz Rulez

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Lol

What do you do if they are male cousins?

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**The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. **

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The jump up and downa and say
“Bhaiyya Larr Gayay, Bhaiyya Larr Gayay”

–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–

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Sugar, spice 'n all things nice

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Thats a good one!

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haha

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what if she is younger then what will u guys do?

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~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~

Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~

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Isn’t that the ideal situation?

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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well nice joke mate…me no agree with sneaking behind part if u love em just tell em at the top of ur bloody voice…

BTW my got only younger cuzons and always been bhai jaan …like it that way treat em like kids…

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Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah

[This message has been edited by lastknight (edited June 06, 2002).]

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THEN… ARAY MAIN THO TUMAHAY DARA RAHA THA KEWIN DAR GAIN NA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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answer will be: bhaiyaa jaan app mughae aiseh na daya karain mere dil ki dharkan ruknae lagti hai!

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~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~

Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~