You’re speaking my language girl!!! Kindred spirits
We have a running joke in our family regarding a certain Khala… “kya banaa hai aaj khaanay ke liye…what do you think…BAAL SAALAN!!!”
I once got up from the table and left when I saw a cousin who had a very visible cold sore/fever blister (which she had just been scratching) reach over and use her hand to grab a mutti bhar of chanwal from the serving dish even though the serving spoon was right there