Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don’t unda-stand:D
What do you call a fat lady waiting at the bus stop? (motivating):DLOLzzzzzzz
What do you call a lonely banana? (akela)
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A: “Aaloo?”
Q: what did one pizza say to the other pizza?
A: pizza HUT.
Q:what do you call a sardar having a rest?
A: relaxingh:P
what do you call a girl who takes her dad around in a wheelchair?
-pushpa
what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
roberto
HAHAHA>>>>>>what did the one milk say to the other?
hey dood!!!
What did one pea say to the other?
“I don’t know.”
I don’t know either, he MUTTERed.
A: Ehhh Mah! What are we having for dinner?!?
B: Oh you’ll see…
Later that night while eating
A: Wow, this is bangin’
B: Yes, it is bangan (eggplant)
1 Sardar paani pi raha tha…
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Kiya hua? ab Sardar Paani bhi nahin pi sakta kiya?
is main bhi joke chahiyye?
Q. Mardon ko shaadi ke baad “husband” kyun bulate hain?
A. Kyunki shaadi ke baad, unka husna band ho jaata hai. haha!!
In a hindi exam, there was a question to write an essay on cows so one student wrote:
“Gai hamari mata hai, age kuch nahi aata hai”
When the student got back the paper, there was a note written by the teacher:
“Bail humara baap hai, number dena paap hai”
Thatzz all foh noww…hope u guyss had fun readin em!!!hehe…hilariouss hainaa???
