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ARE U STILL LOOKING FOR ANSWER?
SHAME ON U.
Lemme eat a piece of choc - i will be be alright within 1 minute 
bye bye 
ing
Mein wapis aa gaya hoon :p
wow only 1 min to eat chocolate.. she fast!
ok
kyo a giay hein wapis 
acha khasa sakoon tha yaha par 
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*Originally posted by hhs4462: *
wow only 1 min to eat chocolate.. she fast!
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She is faster than light :p
A magician worked on a cruise ship. There was a different audience each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, the parrot started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one day after hitting an iceberg, the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day ... and then another ... and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back: "OK, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?" the parrot squawked
:bash:
angel
Chintoo : Mein Ne Shart Lagaii Thi Ke India Pakistan Se Jeet Jaey Ga Aur Mein Rs:1000 Har Gaya .
Mintoo : Yaar , Tum Ne 1000 Rupee Aik Match Per Laga Diye .
Chintoo : Nahi Yar , Mein Ne 500 Rupee Aik Match Per Lagaye The .
Mintoo : To Dosre 500 Rupee Kaha Gaey
Chintoo : Choro Yar .. Mein Ne Highlights Per Bhi 500 Rupee Lagae The .
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*Originally posted by Seedha Saada: *
She is faster than light :p
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lolz :D
chintoo se aik cheez yaad aayi… yeh chinto candy kia hai?
Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya .. Itne Mein Kisi Sahib Ne Poocha ? Kyoon Bhai ? Ye Sab Kya Hai ? ..
Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo
How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
Luv and Saala are going to a village & in between
comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Saala also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Jackie ....Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie.... Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi :-))
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
Question: What will u call a person who is
leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel
much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.
Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble
brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja"
and "Indian Cricket Team"
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
Q - Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
And of course, the grand final............The
Madrasi said, I want to
see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did
he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
meethi haay
