aap nay 5 topoon kee slami day di hay hhs
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*Originally posted by blushing_vision: *
I'm so sleept... didn't sleep well also :p
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I will scold u for that.....
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*Originally posted by blushing_vision: *
I'm so sleept... didn't sleep well also :p
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mein soya tha liken kal raat ko
:whistling :whistling :whistling
wake me up 
dance & perhaps u will wake up:
:bhangra: 
:bhangra: :bhangra:
kyia ik adad joke ho jaiay
Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are travelling by
train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England. At the
station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three
PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.
They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says," Ticket please." The door opens just a crack
and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker
takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was
quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the pakistani
style on the return trip and save some money. When
they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return
trip. To their astonishment, the
PAKISTANIS don't buy ticket at all !!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When
they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon
after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The
train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the PAKISTANI leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He
knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back
into his toilet....
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lol smiloo bhaiyya 
Driving Styles
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Tokyo
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator...
- Houston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat
- Italy
One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch,
nothing on break,
eyes on females in next car,
- Welcome to Karachi!
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*Originally posted by Innocent_Smile: *
Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are travelling by
train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England. At the
station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three
PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.
They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says," Ticket please." The door opens just a crack
and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker
takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was
quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the pakistani
style on the return trip and save some money. When
they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return
trip. To their astonishment, the
PAKISTANIS don't buy ticket at all !!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When
they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon
after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The
train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the PAKISTANI leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He
knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back
into his toilet....
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ha ha good one
which driving styles have u and seedhay adopted?
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Originally posted by Innocent_Smile: *
**Driving Styles*
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Tokyo
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator...
- Houston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat
- Italy
One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch,
nothing on break,
eyes on females in next car,
- Welcome to Karachi!
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there needs to be an edit on ur houston line... it shoudl be 1 hand on the roof, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator...
mein ik shareeef larhka hoon
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*Originally posted by Innocent_Smile: *
mein ik shareeef larhka hoon
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:biggthumb