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kyia ho gia hay aap ko
aww.. what’s wrong ![]()
go and rest na what are u doing here ![]()
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Q:A blonde and a brunette both jump off a building at the same time. Which one lands first?
A:The bruntette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions
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TELL A SARDARJI JOKES... THEY ARE ALWAYS PHUNNY!
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this teddy belongs to whoever catches it ![]()
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knee is injuredd ..
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n high fever ..
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i want it!
Once Zail singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids playing nearby decided to pull his leg. Walking up to him they asked him, "Sir are you relaxing?"
Zail singh replied, "No, I am Zail Singh!"
The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This terribly confused Zail Singh and he decided to check it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a bench near him and asked, "Are you relaxing?"
The man replied, "Yes, why do you ask?"
Zail Singh answered with satisfaction, "Then those kids are probably looking for you!"
The Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards...
:nahnah: :nahnah: :nahnah: :nahnah: :nahnah:
sad
yea sab kesay howa
BS get well soon ![]()
jao and have some sleep ![]()
cricket kheltay hoye .. dived for the catch .. fell on my knee ..
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took the catch though ..
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Q: Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
A: He didn't know which "one" came first...
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:( :( sad
yea sab kesay howa
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dont break urself!